Humorous Quotes about
Time / Time Management

Modern man thinks he loses something - time - when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains -- except kill it. ~ Erich Fromm

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. ~ Frank Dane

This is the time I like best... after ya get your parents to sleep! ~ Dennis the Menace

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ~ Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. ~ Emily Dickinson

Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks. ~ Euripides

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. ~ Frank Zappa

The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before. ~ G.K. Chesterton

He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day. ~ G.K. Chesterton (Three Men in a Boat)

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. ~ GK Chesterton (Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow)

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. ~ Groucho Marx

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own. ~ H.G. Wells

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Hector Louis Berlioz

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. ~ Henry David Thoreau

I am a sundial, and I make a botch
Of what is done much better by a watch.
~ Hilaire Belloc (On a Sundial)

There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over. ~ Jack Bergman

We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. ~ John F. Kennedy

People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness. ~ John Wanamaker

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. ~ Josh Billings

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. ~ Lord Chesterfield

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Louis Berlioz

I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. ~ Louis E. Boone

Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician. ~ Lucille S. Harper

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

There is more to life than increasing its speed. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing. ~ Marcus T Cicero

Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide. ~ Mark Twain

I can at any moment convert my time into money, but I do not require more of the latter than is sufficient for necessary purposes. ~ Michael Faraday

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler

So little time and so little to do. ~ Oscar Levant

Time is waste of money. ~ Oscar Wilde

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. ~ Robert Frost

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. ~ Robert Orben

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. ~ Sam Levenson

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ~ Sam Levenson

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. ~ WC Fields

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~ Will Rogers

What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat – especially if the man on the boat is with his wife. ~ Woody Allen (Mere Anarchy)

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