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Favorite Long Quote/Extract In the newspaper business (motto: “Trust Us! We’re English Majors!”) we have
high standards of accuracy. Before we print anything, we make sure that:
We personally believe it’s true, or
A reliable source (defined as “a source wearing business attire”) told us it’s
true or
Another newspaper, with a respectable newspaper name such as “The Fort
Smidling Chronic Truncator” says it’s true, or
It’s getting late and we need to print SOMETHING so we can go to the bar.