Humorous Quotes about
Truth

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. ~ Albert Einstein

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods. ~ Albert Einstein

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. ~ Aldous Huxley

Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn

When truth is discovered by someone else, it loses something of its attractiveness. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Truth -- An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. ~ Ambrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary)

Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. ~ Andre Gide

If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it. ~ Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle

I never know how much of what I say is true. ~ Bette Middler

If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. ~ Billy Wilder

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. ~ Clarence Darrow

In this world truth can wait; she is used to it. ~ Douglas William Jerrold

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. ~ Edward R. Murrow

Tell all the Truth but tell it slant. ~ Emily Dickinson

Truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. ~ Flannery O'Connor

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ~ H. L. Mencken

It takes two to speak truth -- one to speak, and another to hear. ~ Henry David Thoreau

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. ~ Irving Berlin

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. ~ James Baldwin

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed. ~ James Russell Lowell

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. ~ Jerome K. Jerome

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived, and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. ~ John F. Kennedy

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. ~ Josh Billings

Say not, ''I have found the truth,'' but rather, ''I have found a truth. ~ Kahlil Gibran

What I tell you three times is true. ~ Lewis Carroll

Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. ~ Lord Byron

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~ Ludwig Borne

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. ~ Mal Pancoast

Of course, it is the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story. ~ Margaret Thatcher

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it. ~ Mark Twain

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies. ~ Mark Twain

Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there. ~ Mark Twain

A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. ~ Max Planck

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~ Niels Bohr

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. ~ Oscar Wilde

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. ~ Otto Von Bismarck

It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, go away, I'm looking for the truth. and so it goes away. Puzzling. ~ Robert M. Pirsig

Never lie when the truth is more profitable. ~ Stanislaw J. Lec

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? ~ Sherlock Holmes

Craft must have clothes, but truth loves to go naked. ~ Thomas Fuller

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. ~ Thomas Jefferson

If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup. ~ Turkish Proverb

I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out. ~ Wayne Birmingham

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. ~ Will Rogers

The truth told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent
~ William Blake

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. ~ Winston Churchill

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