Humorous Quotes attributed to Robin Williams
1951 - , American Actor and Comedian

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. (From the movie - Mrs Doubtfire)

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Just now when I said I have a crush on you you didn't say no way loser. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something. (From the movie, Patch Adams)

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

They should have little disclaimer that says - 'Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!' (From the Movie - Mrs Doubtfire.

What's the difference between a doctor and a scientist and don't say the salary. (From the movie, Patch Adams)

When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like 'What? There's no toilet?' Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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