- In Moscow we fought for an inch of
freedom! Here (New York) you take it and pour sh*t all over it. ~ Moscow on
the Hudson
- Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this
is not a test! This is rock and roll! ~ Good Morning, Vietnam
- You know, you're very beautiful. You're
also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're
medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them
up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town. ~ Good
Morning, Vietnam
- Hey, we're back. That last two seconds
of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walkin In The
Wind." ~ Good Morning, Vietnam
- Here's a news flash: Today President
Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically
said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public
highways. ~ Good Morning, Vietnam
- Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth. ~
Dead Poet's Society
- So avoid using the word 'very' because
it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very
sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys--to woo
women--and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your
essays. ~ Dead Poet's Society
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Plato, a gifted man like myself, said, "Only the contest made me a
poet, a sophist, an orator." ~ Dead Poet's Society
- A woman is a cathedral, boys. Worship
at one every chance you get. ~ Dead Poet's Society
-
You know what you are - you're an ass-half... Takes two of you to make an
ass-whole. ~ Cadillac Man
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Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! ~ Hook
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Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. ~ Mrs. Doubtfire
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But He broke the mould when He made me, dear. He made me very special. ~
Mrs. Doubtfire
-
This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. They should have a
disclaimer that says "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Watching
This Show". ~ Mrs. Doubtfire
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As in the words of Porky pig, pi pi pi pi piss off Lou! ~ Mrs. Doubtfire
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother. ~ Nine Months
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You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord. ~ Nine Months
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There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams.
Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. ~
Jumanji
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So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it. ~ The Birdcage
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And I thought, "what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and
see what those straight guys are raving about." ~ The Birdcage
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It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable. ~ The
Birdcage
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You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
~ The Birdcage
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Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if
you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag! ~ The Birdcage
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Don't worry about that. I'm very maternal. And Albert's practically a
breast. ~ The Birdcage
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See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine
to kill a small horse. ~ Good Will Hunting
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You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl
you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other. ~ Good Will Hunting
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I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic
level. ~ Flubber
-
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for
the best. ~ Flubber
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And my report will read IDGARA: I don't give a rat's ass. ~ Patch Adams
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(When Monica Potter ignores his greeting 'Hi, I'm Patch)
You've just experienced a North American greeting whereby one person
offers a verbal label to another as a gesture of welcome and friendship. ~
Patch Adams
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Just now when I said I have a crush on you you didn't say no way loser.
I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.
~ Patch Adams
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What's the difference between a doctor and a scientist and don't say the
salary. ~ Patch Adams
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We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out. ~ Patch Adams
- (As Monica Potter walks away after a disagreement) I'm really starting
to love the back of your head. ~ Patch Adams
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Pretend it's all pretend. ~ One Hour Photo
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