Humorous Quotes from 
Bob Hope Movies

Quotes by Abraham Lincoln Adlai Stevenson Al McGuire Albert Camus Albert Einstein Ambrose Bierce Archie Bunker Arnold Palmer Barry Goldwater Benjamin Disraeli Benjamin Franklin Bertrand Russell Bill Cosby Bill Maher Billy Crystal Bob Dylan Bob Hope Brendan Behan Carlyle (Cartoon Kitten) Casey Stengel Charles Barkley Charles Caleb Colton Charles Dickens Charlie Chaplin Chico Marx Danny Kaye Dave Barry Dean Martin Dennis The Menace Dolly Parton Dorothy Parker Douglas Adams Drew Carey Erma Bombeck Ernest Hemingway Finley Peter Dunne Frank Sinatra Frank Zappa Fred Allen Friedrich Nietzsche G K Chesterton Garfield (The Cat) George Bernard Shaw George Burns George Carlin George Mikes George Santayana Golda Meir Grace Allen (Gracie) Groucho Marx H. L. Mencken Harry Truman Heinrich Heine Henny Youngman Henry David Thoreau Henry Miller Henry Ward Beecher Homer Simpson Honore de Balzac Isaac Asimov JRR Tolkien Jack Benny Jack Paar Jay Leno Jean Kerr Jeff Foxworthy Jerome K Jerome Jerry Seinfeld Jimmy Durante John F Kennedy Johnny Carson Jonathan Swift Josh Billings Kin Hubbard Kirk Douglas Lana Turner Laurence Olivier Lenny Bruce Lewis Carroll Lily Tomlin Lord Byron Lyndon Johnson Mae West Marcus T Cicero Mark Twain Mel Brooks Mickey Rooney Miguel De Cervantes Milton Berle Moliere Montaigne Muhammad Ali Napoleon Bonaparte Niels Bohr Noel Coward Ogden Nash Oliver Wendell Holmes Oscar Levant Oscar Wilde P.J O'Rourke Pamela Anderson Pete Rose Phyllis Diller Quentin Crisp Ralph Waldo Emerson Ray Romano Rene Descartes Richard Pryor Rita Mae Brown Rita Rudner Robert Benchley Robert F Kennedy Robert Frost Robert Orben Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Ronald Reagan Ross Perot Rudyard Kipling S. J. Perelman Sam Levenson Sammy Davis Jr. Samuel Butler Samuel Goldwyn Samuel Johnson Scott Adams Sherlock Holmes Somerset Maugham Spike Milligan Steven Wright Tallulah Bankhead Tim Allen Tom Robbins Victor Borge Victor Hugo Vince Lombardi Voltaire W C Fields Walter Matthau Will Durant Will Rogers Winston Churchill Woodrow Wilson Woody Allen Yogi Berra Zsa Zsa Gabor