Humorous Quotes attributed to Lord Byron
1788-1824, British Poet

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade.

Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills.

Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.

I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five?

Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

So for a good old-gentlemanly vice, I think I must take up with avarice.

There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?

The Cardinal is at his wit's end -- it is true that he had not far to go.

Think not I am what I appear.

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

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