Pun With Mary
 

Mary had a little lamb,
The news made every front page,
With pictures of her being taken to jail,
Cause you see, he was under age.
~ Gunjan
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Mary had a little lamb,
The Midwife died of Shock !

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Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more!

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Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's little lap
His sooty foot he put!
(Thanks Charlie)

Charlie, we mustn't stop here
The rest of the tale must be tol'
Astronomers gather each year
To Study Mary's Black Hole!
(Addition by Yours Truly)

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