Heller's Advice on Military Discipline :
Heller's Military Law :
Heller's 2nd Military Law :
Gadarene Swine Law :
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
If it moves, salute it;
The buddy system is essential to your survival;
Friendly fire ain't.
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