Murphy's Laws on Love, Romance & Marital Bliss

Shirley's Law :
Most couples deserve each other.

The Chemistry Law :
The useful thing about chemistry is that it explains why you fall for jerks.

The Eyeglass Prescription :
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. 
You'll look better, and he will too.

Rayburn's Rule :
If you want to get along, go along.

Richman's Inevitables of Parenthood :
The sun always rises in the baby's bedroom window.

Jill's Observation :
Love is similar to like, except it's a lot more confusing.

Jill's 2nd Observation :
Love is a form of temporary insanity, easily cured by marriage.

The Perfect Marriage Principle :
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Ellenberg's Theory :
One good turn gets most of the blanket.

Burr's Comment on Domestic Tranquility :
On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe that anyone can be unhappy
- but we'll work on it.

The Delusory Marriage Paradox:
The man expects the woman won't change and the woman expects the man
will.

Nameless Laws :

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

When invited for an evening of wine, women and song 
always ascertain the vintage of the first two.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired - or rested.

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

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